A soldier, a pyro, and a medic walk into a bar. Sitting at the counter is a totally smokin hot babe.Soldier goes up and says: "Hey baby, there is a rocket in my pants and it is ready to explode!" Girl is offended and slaps him across the face.
Pyro goes up and says: "Honey, you're so hot I have to wear this flame proof suit just to get near ya!" And he also gets smaked cause she can't understand a word he is saying.
Medic just sits at the bar and orders a drink.
Soldier asks the medic why he doesn't try his luck, and the medic says: "I was just hoping for the assist."


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